CHRISTMAS

Short Funny Xmas Story
Just before Xmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus all got into the lift (elevator) at the Ritz Hotel in London. As the lift travelled from the 5th floor down to the ground level, one-by-one they noticed a £50 note lying on the lift's floor.

Which one picked up the £50 note, and handed it in at reception?

Santa of course, the other two don't actually exist!


Christmas in the air!
It's Christmas in the air!
Snowflakes in December
Children site with Santa's toys
Their gloves wiping crystalline ice,
Off shiny plastic
Our breath thick like fog
Mingles in oneness
As we stand back to
Look upon the completion
Of our Christmas trees
Giggling from heady wine
And feelings shared
It's Christmas in the air!

Offensive

I like this ad because during Christmas holiday I like to wake up early in the morning to go shopping at the mall for Christmas presents.

The store that I think of when I think about holiday shopping is Walmart because they always show holiday specials on t.v.

OFFENSIVE

I think that all michael jacksons fans would find this offensive.
And all people who are not michael jackson fans would not find this offensive.
I think this cover of michael jackson is not offensive.




This cover would be offensive to all women who dont like to show that much of their skin. All the women who do like to show alot wouldnt find this cover offensive.I wouldnt find this cover offensive.




I think that all people who care for animals would think that this cover is offensive. People who care less about animals would not find this offensive.

T.I

On the left side T.I is dressed like a gangster/rapper, he looks tough and mean, also like a criminal,looks like if he does bad things and he also looks like a trouble maker. He has a tight white shirt on with baggy jeans which makes him look tough.

On the right side T.I looks like a busy man, he looks unhappy, he looks more nicer, he dresses more elegant and professional.

My Five

This alcohol food pyramid talks about the different kinds of servings of alcohol you should drink.


This was creating by Andy Singer.












This cartoon talks about gay marriage its showing that some people don't support gay people getting married.

I don't agree with this cartoon because its disrespecting gay people.

This cartoon was created by Bob Englehart.










This cartoon shows you that when you party to hard you end up doing crazy things =).

This cartoon was created by Drew Dernavich.

See It My Way

I thought the article of fattism was better because it talked about someones personal life and about what she went threw they also had 1 good interesting picture of her when she got beaten up. I think that people are stupid when they criticize people on their weight when they should be whoring about their own weight not on other peoples weight. The article also had some good points and topics.

WEST VIRGINIA

This picture is interesting because it has a dead man who was strangled.

LOUISIANA

This picture is about a women who got killed at a town called Townsvill after a accident.

If I had to choose a website between Nike and Converse, I would probably choose the Nike website because their website has alot of interesting information that you can easily fined more then the converse website and they also have some good Nike pictures that would wanna make you buy their shoes.

If I had to choose between the Nike shoe and the converse shoe, I would choose the converse one because their shoes are more comfortable and they have so many colors that you can choose, and they don't cost as much as the Nike shoes.

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Fire Works

I thought this video was really interesting.